spookyphernelia:

if you are ASEXUAL, you do not experience SEXUAL ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMANTIC, you do not experience ROMANTIC ATTRACTION.

if you are AROMATIC, you have a PLEASANT AND DISTINCTIVE SMELL.

askthetrollsfromhomestuck:

holy 2hiit mt what2 your problem?

askthetrollsfromhomestuck:

holy 2hiit mt what2 your problem?

gummypron:

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captors in heat~

growlithed:

bertiebotts-theymeaneveryflavour:

breadboxes:

breadboxes:

what did vincent say when he lost his car in the parking lot 

“where did my van gogh”

the correct pronunciation of “gogh” is “goff”, you uncultured swine

fuck gogh

piepup:

perchu:

perchu:

perchu:

what if magical girl transformations were just shitty powerpoint transition effects

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who brought this back fUC k oFf

bring this back

gl17ch3d-lati0s:

SPONGEBOB

WHY 

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE SPONGEBOB

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WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

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I think about this every time I have to write an essay

blinkpinkinc:

lgbtlaughs:

do you ever wonder which people in your life have used you as their “gay friend” in an argument?

… fuck

darning-socks:

"Oh my GOD Carl I am so done with you.”

renietan:

wake up america

othertonguesotherflesh:

stripped to the bone in a matter of seconds

celestial-sexhair:

no-homohowell:

qu4ntumflvx:

There’s no such thing as: 

  • Using too much conditioner
  • putting on too much eyeliner
  • wearing too much black
  • being too nervous/sad/angry/happy about someone/something
  • liking a band “too much”
  • falling for someone too fast/too hard.

just remember that ok

is 25 litres of eyeliner too much

friend I’m not sure how you put on your eyeliner but I sure as hell don’t measure mine in litres

spoopy-menacing-spiders:

Sorry I didn’t see you there john I was to busy hmmm
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