And I’m dead.
sir we are literally under siege by the planet fucking jupiter
except jupiter is a gas giant, and that is not its surface (if it even has a surface).
our atmosphere and water would literally be ripped off of the earth as the planet consumed us all. our ear drums would burst from rapid air loss, and we would explosively decompress in space. THEN, our frozen giblets would be captured by jupiter’s winds of almost 400 mph, where our tiny remains would be eroded away into nothing.
all of the sailor scouts, tuxedo mask, the people of earth, and the silver millennium will be pulled apart in a horrific rage of tidal forces.
SAILOR JUPITER WILL SPEND EONS ALONE, SO ALONE FOR 7.5 BILLION YEARS UNTIL THE SUN FINALLY - AND MERCIFULLY - VAPORIZES HER WHEN IT TRANSITIONS INTO A RED GIANT.
EVERYONE YOU KNOW AND LOVE WILL DIE TERRIBLE, SCREAMING DEATHS AS THEY ARE PULLED APART WITHOUT MERCY, THEN THE LAST WILL SPEND BILLIONS OF YEARS IN TERRIBLE LONELINESS BEFORE SUCCUMBING TO A HELLISH END.
♫♪ she is the one called sailor moon! ♪♫ (✿◠‿◠)っ ♥